Everyone should know when entering a house of children your visit is going to be nothing short of interesting. It’s always nice to communicate with adults and have someone actually listen to you but it never comes easy. So here’s to our guests, the ones who really have no idea what they’re getting themselves into when walking in our front door.
1. You came without a playmate: I’m not going to be able to sit on the couch and enjoy that cup of coffee or anything stronger. I really am sorry I am playing trains while your trying to tell me about your crazy blind date last night. You didn’t bring anyone for my 3 year old to play with so currently I’m trying to be a good host while being Captain America and saving the universe.
2. I don’t understand your life: Wait a minute, did you say you spur of the moment bought concert tickets to see Blake Shelton, front row, and your biggest problem was leaving your cell phone at home??
3. My orderves consist of gold fish, chocolate milk, and a half eaten timbet. No comment.😐